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  • The United States’ answer to “why can’t we?”

    → 7:09 AM, May 30
  • The Clean Water Act is now a problem?

    → 5:08 PM, May 25
  • Too few of us seem to care the entire GOP is a bunch of grifting hypocrites. But I do. And I hope you do, too.

    → 6:22 PM, Mar 21
  • Re: SVB. All I know is they better not bail out those damn kids getting educations.

    → 12:29 AM, Mar 12
  • New GOP plan for retirement: keep working.

    House Majority Leader Steve Scalise, R-La., told NBC News one day after Biden’s speech to Congress “We want to strengthen Social Security by ending a lot of those government checks to people staying at home rather than going to work.”

    My brain hurts.

    → 12:17 AM, Feb 14
  • The Age of No Consequences:

    Meta reinstated former President Donald Trump’s social accounts on Wednesday following a two-year suspension over his role in praising the rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

    Meta President of Global Affairs Nick Clegg wrote in a blog post that the former president will face “heightened penalties” if he continues to break the social media giant’s content rules.

    → 6:27 PM, Jan 25
  • Now that this is becoming a regular occurrence, I wonder if I have any classified documents in my home!

    A lawyer for Pence, a potential 2024 presidential candidate, found the documents during a search of the former vice president’s Carmel, Ind., home, according to letters to the National Archives. Gregory F. Jacob, a designated representative for Pence’s vice presidential records, said the FBI collected documents from the Pence home on Jan. 19.

    → 2:40 PM, Jan 24
  • More power to them!

    → 6:31 PM, Jan 22
  • I’m starting to come around to loving this guy.

    The latest revelation about Santos’s seemingly never-ending list of lies that was reported by Politico on Friday centered around an old Wikipedia user biography that appears to belong to him and that claims he appeared in the Disney channel show Hannah Montana alongside Miley Cyrus.

    → 2:15 PM, Jan 21
  • I know, I know. I complain on this blog (likely to a void… hello, no one!), but I try to get it out of my system so I don’t explode.

    Anyway, in Edition 53,721 of Our Media Will Be Our Downfall is this article about how the new White House person is ineffective.

    The more I think about it, the more rage-filled I become. I never, ever read anything like this when Angry Potato, Meal Interrupted, Blonde Mouth were doing the job. Never.

    → 1:46 PM, Jan 19
  • It’s clear now the right isn’t interested in causing problems which only it can solve with its own take on the situation, it’s purely going cause problems and have the solution be them literally stopping themselves from causing the problems. It’s like protection money but for the whole country. When this scaled up, when does the rest of the world just decide to have nothing to do with the United States?

    → 5:48 AM, Jan 18
  • The American Taliban are still here.

    → 7:17 PM, Jan 12
  • Wait wait wait. You can arrest people who attack the capital the day it happens?! That’s unpossible!

    → 11:37 AM, Jan 9
  • Kevin 15 it is then.

    → 2:38 AM, Jan 7
  • If McCarthy does end up as speaker, he really needs to be called Kevin “(number of times it took to vote him in)” Tries. So, you know, Kevin Thirty Tries. The only exception should be if the number ends in a seven in which case he would Kevin Forty-Seven.

    → 10:19 AM, Jan 6
  • GOP will get behind Trump indictment just so they don’t have to consider him anymore.

    → 8:29 AM, Nov 13
  • I told friends and neighbors there’d be no red wave and while I’m glad that was indeed the case, I am still so bummed out for Stacey Abrams. She’s the real deal and would have been a great help to Georgia. And I’m not even religious but I can’t help but be offended that GA voters made the Warnock/Walker race so close that it has to resort to a run off. Religious folks picked Walker over a man who has dedicated his adult life to the church? That’s really something.

    Also, I’m very proud of my daughter for voting and I am glad to see young folks using their right to vote.

    → 5:22 PM, Nov 10
  • Our media will be our downfall. In case that link goes away, here’s a screenshot

    → 10:27 PM, Oct 17
  • Nine rings were gifted to the Race of Men, who above all else desire power.

    → 5:53 AM, Oct 5
  • If the Dems put as much effort into getting things done (hell, even trying) as they do asking me for money, we might not be in such dire straights.

    I’m still getting emails from James Carville! WTF, Dems?

    → 11:44 AM, Jul 8
  • This feel like a 70% appropriate punishment for punching out the teeth of a flight attendant. I would have added in: You no longer get to fly in the United States. And, before the 3-year probation begins, you have to pass a college-level biology class with a perfect grade.

    → 1:06 PM, May 28
  • I think it’s high time we remove United from the name of our country. We’re so far from united at this point the name just looks silly.

    Suggested name: Disparate States of North America. Motto: But we all hate Ted Cruz, so we have that going for us.

    → 6:36 PM, Mar 22
  • My son turned on C-Span and watched UN ambassadors plea for peace. While he was watching, a graphic appeared on TV stating Russia had begun the attack. One can’t help but wonder if World War III is starting. And I’m not sure which side half of our country is on.

    → 7:41 AM, Feb 24
  • America is a cruel, cruel country.

    The proposed MCPS policy says families that do not qualify for federal free and reduced-price meal programs but have a lunch debt of more than $35 would get “alternative meals” — usually a sandwich rather than a hot meal — until the debt is paid.

    But we do love our children so.

    → 3:03 PM, May 6
  • 🍔👩🏾‍🦱🖕 USDA announces free lunch for all of next school year (2021-2022). Yay! Wait a minute… We could have done this all along but chose not to? Death cult is gonna death cult. #politics

    → 10:59 PM, Apr 20
  • I said to my wife tonight, “The only woman I’d leave you for is Jen Psaki.” And she said, “Yeah, that’s fine.” I married, and would leave, the right woman.

    → 9:11 PM, Apr 6
  • 👴🗒📰 I watched President Biden’s press conference today and I have never been more embarrassed watching our national press than I was today.

    Our national press writes about whatever the GOP wants to make the main issue of the day. What a joke.

    → 10:00 PM, Mar 25
  • Is 550,000 a lot?

    → 11:48 PM, Mar 19
  • Congratulations to Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland. The best time to have her in this position was a long time ago, but the second best time was now. I’m so glad it happened. #Politics

    → 9:43 PM, Mar 15
  • 💉👩🏻👍🏻 I got my first vaccination today. It was run so efficiently I was out of there in under 25 min (with the 15 min reaction wait included). Well done folks!

    → 3:56 PM, Mar 14
  • 👩🏻‍🦰💪❤️ My word is Jen Psaki awesome. Awesome isn’t even the right word. She’s a true professional and I honestly can’t think of any other press secretary as good as she is. Or one who even comes close. I am most impressed with her ability to not say “You are full of you know what and you know it.”

    → 10:35 PM, Mar 11
  • It was years ago when McCain picked, somehow, Palin to be his running mate I began to hear the phrase “lame stream media.” While Palin (and her ilk) didn’t mean it the same way, our main stream media is lame as hell.

    Take The New York Times. They suck. I’ll leave it at that… but boy do they suck.

    → 12:57 PM, Mar 7
  • We sure do love our children so. (Narrator: They do not love their children so.)

    → 5:23 PM, Feb 11
  • Is 450,000 a lot?

    → 11:57 PM, Feb 4
  • GOP lawmakers seek to end mask mandate, public health emergency. Looks like there’ll be cheap land in Wisconsin soon.

    → 3:12 PM, Jan 22
  • 🇺🇸🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 The start of a civil war doesn’t get a date until history looks back on it. I’m guessing it’ll be around Jan 6, 2021, though.

    → 6:03 AM, Jan 13
  • 🖕🖕🖕 No Republican is dumping Trump because they’ve suddenly found a conscience. He’s dead weight, so they’re cutting him loose. They still think like him. He’s lied, they’ve lied.

    → 8:36 PM, Jan 12
  • Is he still, you know, president?

    → 1:38 PM, Jan 12
  • How in the world has Trump not been impeached again? Also, at this point, I also have no idea why our constitution has the 25th amendment. Did the folks who wrote and ratified that amendment have someone worse in mind?

    → 10:27 AM, Dec 21
  • Looks like I’ve just become a fan of someone I’ve not heard of until right now.

    Some advisers close to President-elect Joe Biden are frustrated over a Glamour magazine interview in which incoming White House deputy chief of staff Jen O’Malley Dillon referred to Republicans on Capitol Hill as “f*ckers.”

    Go, Jen O’Malley Dillon!

    → 9:26 PM, Dec 16
  • Only one side doing this.

    → 2:05 PM, Dec 5
  • Only one side doing this.

    → 11:07 AM, Dec 5
  • I love it when a tweet sums up my feelings. The right still controls the narrative.

    → 6:34 AM, Nov 25
  • This person might be the worst possible choice for Secretary of Transportation. I’m not saying Biden is going to pick Rahm… But if he does… He couldn’t pick a worse person. Rahm is a terrible person in every meaning of the word.

    → 7:27 PM, Nov 19
  • The DCCC doesn’t move to the left, they are going to find themselves in a bind come election time.

    → 10:36 PM, Nov 8
  • NYC didn’t celebrate this much when Obama won either time. This is really something. There was an inflated sense of dread earlier this week and this win really deflated it. Whew!

    → 6:22 PM, Nov 7
  • If Biden wins this election and Dems don’t immediately take steps to: Abolish the electoral college, make voter registration automatic at 18, and move to grant DC and Puerto Rico statehood, then we know this will happen again.

    We can’t make people vote, but we certainly have to make it far easier to do so. How else? Extended voting times (one 18 hour period… what?!), mail-in ballots, restore voting rights for those convicted of crimes, a new holiday: Election Day.

    Elections are important and we should want everyone to participate. The only ones who don’t want this are the ones who benefit from fewer people voting.

    → 1:32 PM, Oct 31
  • Apple Engineer Novall Khan feels spiritually related to AOC. Both super smart women trying to make the better world. I bet they do make it better, too.

    → 10:05 PM, Oct 26
  • Trump got the nuclear football guy sick? Trump has gotten more military personnel sick than, I imagine, any terrorist could have hoped to do themselves.

    → 10:07 AM, Oct 7
  • While two old white men argued last night… Greenland’s ice sheet got smaller and smaller.

    → 11:33 AM, Sep 30
  • Nothing, on any level, will ever get better in the United States until the United States adopts a single-payer health care system. Everything revolves around that.

    → 1:34 PM, Sep 16
  • 📰 Woodward had recordings since February and we’re only hearing about them now?!

    → 12:20 AM, Sep 10
  • I keep seeing headlines that read (I’m paraphrasing) Biden campaign brings in $300 million (Clinton brought in $150 million in same time frame)

    The fact this kind of money is needed to win anything is depressing1 because I imagine there are many folks out there with fantastic, live-changing ideas will never be able to raise that kind of money.


    1. It’s also hella gross. ↩︎

    → 12:06 PM, Sep 2
  • 📰 Every single newspaper should be calling for Trump to resign1. Who is controlling Biden? “People that you’ve never heard of, people that are in the dark shadows.”

    This is the talk of a person unfit for office. Everyone knows it, but no one is saying it. As soon as one big newspaper prints it, others will follow.


    1. 100s of newspapers did this to Bill Clinton. ↩︎

    → 3:55 AM, Sep 1
  • 🍔🍟☠️ I wonder how many died as a result of not listening to health experts? Do the people responsible for this feel any guilt? Haha, just kidding. They have no feelings other than rage and hate.

    → 6:49 PM, Aug 23
  • 🏫👩🏾‍🦱📓 Reopening in-person teaching in grade schools now is premature. There is no vaccine and there aren’t enough treatments of symptoms. I’m fully aware of the hardships parents face and I understand young children could see some social developments hindered.

    Nevertheless, opening schools in facilities that were, even in the best of times, merely adequate, will show us the devastation of this virus. To be clear, it’s not just the facilities that are the issue. Young children will not be able to not closely interact with one another. And it’s not their fault. Young children should run and play and hug... so we have to step in until science figures this out.

    If NYC teachers go on strike, I will support their decision. My children were fortunate to have some completely wonderful people as their teachers (and one child still does). Stay strong teachers, I love you.

    → 7:08 AM, Aug 20
  • Even with a vaccine (which is still only a maybe), 2021 will be another lost year.

    → 3:26 PM, Aug 10
  • This is such bullshit. The school system is only reversing her suspension because it makes them look bad, not because they truly believe they were wrong about it in the first place. The student in question should demand it stay on there. It’s a sign of making good trouble. And, by the way, good for her!

    → 1:04 PM, Aug 7
  • The olds are scared. Lower it to 16, I say.

    → 6:53 AM, Aug 1
  • Is 150,000 a lot?

    → 9:26 PM, Jul 28
  • 🖕 Those playing a game know to protect their own and sacrifice the pawns first. The amount of fuck and you can’t be combined fast enough for these puckered anuses.

    → 9:46 PM, Jul 21
  • “These kids have got to get back to school,” Parson told Cox. “They’re at the lowest risk possible. And if they do get COVID-19, which they will — and they will when they go to school — they’re not going to the hospitals. They’re not going to have to sit in doctor’s offices. They’re going to go home and they’re going to get over it.”

    Either Republicans leaders don’t understand the science or they don’t give shit. Ha, just kidding. They know the science1. They just know if they say what their constituents want to hear, everyone will be happy. Some will die, of course, but… (see footnote).


    1. Also, they don’t give a shit. ↩︎

    → 9:35 PM, Jul 20
  • 🖕 A designer played a part in this. Boils my blood and reminds me of a zine by my close personal friend, Mike1.


    1. Not a close personal friend :( ↩︎

    → 1:01 PM, Jul 19
  • [Ron DeSantis is responsible for a lot of death.] (https://news.trust.org/item/20200716143306-y6l4u) And I here I thought Rick Scott was a fuckup.1


    1. Oh he sure as fuck is. ↩︎

    → 6:36 PM, Jul 16
  • ☠️☠️☠️ Fuck the death penalty.

    → 10:09 PM, Jul 14
  • 👱🏼‍♀️🏫☠️ If school districts insist on opening without an honest-to-goodness plan in mind that centers around the health of everyone (teachers, paraprofessional, staff, and students), then the entire country’s teachers’ union should go on strike.

    What the hell is the point of a union if it can’t, if nothing else, protect you from unsafe working conditions?

    Schools are NOT babysitters.

    → 9:37 PM, Jul 14
  • If people wear masks, we’ll be able to make it long enough to deal with the virus. If people quit Facebook, we’ll be able to make it long enough to deal with what’s happened to our democracy.

    → 8:05 PM, Jul 2
  • My daughter is supposed to start college in the fall (2020). All the schools are talking about going back into session (that is, having students back in campus) but I honestly don’t see how it’s going to happen. Same for all schools (not just college).

    No vaccine, no in-person learning.* It’s really that simple.

    *Shhh… don’t get me started on this distance-learning. It’s more like distance-assignments. I don’t blame the teachers. This virus-caused distribution is just another thing we plop onto the plate of underpaid and over-burdened people.

    → 3:33 PM, Jun 28
  • Turns out 2016 was the most important election.

    → 9:30 PM, Jun 24
  • Dear Satan, how can I be more evil? (Satan whispers in ear.) OK, I’ll do it!

    → 11:11 PM, Jun 12
  • Wouldn’t it be something if hospitals were as prepared to help us as police departments were to beat the shit out of us?

    → 8:51 AM, Jun 12
  • Also look at the military equipment the police have! Who the fuck are they anticipating to come across? If you think the police are here for you and me, I don’t know what to tell you. They are protecting the rich. And we’re paying for it. Medicare for all? Fuck off. Tanks for police? Yep.

    → 11:25 PM, May 31
  • I don’t get it. Landlords are going to kick people out because they can’t pay rent only to leave these apartments empty? Who the hell do they think is going to be able to move in?

    → 6:31 AM, May 28
  • We’re going to go from “Teachers should be paid $1 million a day!” to “Tax revenues are down, so the teachers have to go. What else can be done?”

    → 11:04 AM, May 27
  • The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

    → 5:00 PM, May 24
  • Barbershops are open in Georgia, but elections are cancelled. We really are governed by the worst people.

    → 5:18 AM, May 20
  • When Biden beat Bernie in several primaries a few weeks ago:

    And now this.

    Boy, can’t wait to vote for this guy.

    → 3:46 PM, Mar 29
  • The election is in jeopardy.

    → 4:07 AM, Mar 12
  • The Dem's Response to COVID-19

    Why aren’t the Dems stepping up to lead since there is no real leadership coming from the White House?

    While the Dems can’t enact policy alone, they could have a site where they list the reliable sources, explain who the unreliable source are, advice on how to steps to take to avoid contamination, what realistically people should do to prepare. You know, from longer stays at home to working from home to what do to with your children, etc.

    All the advice having the backing of the Dem party as a whole.

    Each name at the bottom of the page would represent the signature of the Dem who back this advice. It should, of course, be the entire Dem party.

    → 11:53 AM, Mar 9
  • 🏨💸💰 I read this tweet about overnight hospitals stays and for the love of Mr Peterson could everyone stop using the word free?

    Nothing is free! The people of these countries paid taxes for these services. They pre-paid! There may be low-to-no-cost at the point of service, but they did pay.

    Why folks in the U.S. aren’t up in arms about paying taxes AND paying outrageous medical fees is beyond me. If you add up U.S. taxes and medical costs, it’s far higher than the taxes in these other countries.

    → 12:40 AM, Dec 18
  • ☠️🔫📇 When I came across this tweet of a New Zealander giving up his gun I immediately thought “I can’t imagine this ever ever ever happening in America.” But, after thinking about it some (and doing a little searching to confirm it), I knew I was wrong. Look at this guy destroying his gun. In fact, he did it before that New Zealander turned his in.

    The second amendment is not needed today and so I’m all for the collection of everyone’s guns. You see, if you feel you need a gun, you should have to apply for a license. That license has to be renewed like any driver’s license. In order to get the license you’ll need prove that you know how to use and care for it and have a place to store it safely. And, of course, you’ll need to pass a background check and psychological screening. Oh, that will have to happen each and every time it comes up for renewal. Finally, all your neighbors within a certain radius would be informed that you have a gun and what kind it is. If you license expires and the gun isn’t turned in, the authorities come to claim it.

    Or we can continue to let children be shot dead.

    → 1:03 AM, Dec 14
  • 🧓🏨🤦‍♂️ Who could have expected this turn of events? Sigh. She didn’t even wait until she got the nod.

    → 9:46 AM, Nov 26
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