2026.01.06

Well, 2026 has started off poorly. Let’s distract ourselves:

Mac-focused Podcasters: Here’s a list of all the things Apple has done wrong, and we’ll even get mad now at things Apple might do later.

Ah, I’ll read some blogs:

Mac-focused Bloggers: Top ten ways Apple has messed up (insert topic here).

Let’s check out YouTube:

YouTubers: You will have no idea what I’m going to say because it’s a 50-50 shot that my title will be the opposite of what I actually say. Unless it’s “Apple sucks,” and then they actually say it.

OK, I’ll switch to watching some TV:

Favorite streaming show: We hope you enjoyed our nine episodes. See you in two to three years.

OK, reading won’t let me down:

My public library: There are 650 people ahead of you waiting for this book.

OK, I’ll just sit down, close my eyes, and breathe.

Apple Watch: Time to stand.