📰🤦♂️🖕There’s a reason I stopped subscribing to NYTimes years ago and started donating to Pro Publica. I hope you’ll do the same.
I don’t agree with all the people proposing to thank, applaud, put on a parade for the world’s essential workers. The people proposing that are doing it for themselves—to feel like they are doing something when, in fact, they are not doing anything.
No, what I propose is voting for people who will prepare properly, enforce better pay, and make sure everyone has the right to healthcare. And not weasel words like access to healthcare.
When Congress voted for the $2T economic bill, there wasn’t a single question of “How will we pay for this?” Not one! So, we can do good things if we want. We just choose not to. And that deserves no applause.
Since right after a school shooting is, apparently, not the time to talk about gun violence, is now the time to talk about?
Our children are dying and we should get rid of all these guns.
When Biden beat Bernie in several primaries a few weeks ago:
Boy, can’t wait to vote for this guy.
Man, I love cooking for my family.
📰 Every single newspaper needs to begin running as its main headline: Donald Trump is Unfit as President; Resign Now
I hope it doesn’t take millions of dead Americans before they all do that.
🍎😷👎 This is terribly irresponsible. Apple shouldn’t do this until trusted health officials give the okay.
They really do want to kill us, don’t they?
As this pandemic continues, we’re going to be reading about government, corps, and individuals doing great things to help out one another. Then we’re going to wonder, “Wait, we could have been doing this all along?!”
Is Joe Biden around?
🏛💰🖕 Senators Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler are despicable people. By Friday morning there better be two open seats in the Senate.
😷👨⚕️🤦♂️ I just realized I got notes from local businesses (pizza, wine stores) about the virus before my regular doctor.
📰😦😭 The front pages of newspapers look like movie props from B movies.
Capitalism is the real snowflake.
I wonder if everyone still likes their health insurance.
How has there not been a nationwide curfew enacted?
President Trump told a group of governors on Monday that they should not wait for the federal government to fill the growing demand for respirators needed to help people diagnosed with coronavirus.
⌚️🚶♂️😡 Yes, Apple Watch, I know my exercise rings are usually further along! Where’s the “There’s a pandemic!” dismiss button?
🍪🍪🍪I need to social distance myself from these cookies.
🤪😭🤬 These were the wrong people to have in charge during good times. No fucking way they can handle anything remotely bad.