If I swoon any harder over Jen Psaki I’m gonna pull a muscle. Please keep kicking ass, Jen.

How anyone can see the GOP as anything other than a death cult is beyond me. Hasn’t this guy overseen enough death?

America.

We sure do love our children so. (Narrator: They do not love their children so.)

Is 450,000 a lot?

GOP lawmakers seek to end mask mandate, public health emergency. Looks like there’ll be cheap land in Wisconsin soon.

🇺🇸🏛🤦 Is two a lot?

🇺🇸🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 The start of a civil war doesn’t get a date until history looks back on it. I’m guessing it’ll be around Jan 6, 2021, though.

🖕🖕🖕 No Republican is dumping Trump because they’ve suddenly found a conscience. He’s dead weight, so they’re cutting him loose. They still think like him. He’s lied, they’ve lied.

Is he still, you know, president?

Using the American flag to beat the police who are trying to protect the Capitol building.

❤️📱❤️ I’ve been seeing a bunch of articles lately about how the iPhone 12 mini isn’t selling as well as the other iPhones. Likely that’s true. But everyone I know who owns one loooooooooves it. I don’t think the iPhone 12 mini will go away for a long while.

☠️☠️☠️ The GOP is a death cult.

Is 350,000 a lot?

First day of the new year and I’ve already stayed up too late.